• Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 15/01/2021, on the site 1 day, 10 hours ago

    told him straight out: “Mister,I suspect you to be a dope fiend.” ‘” ‘ ” I got the ingrowing toe nails,Pop. I’m in agony.” ‘he says.” ‘ ” Well,” I says, ” I gotta be careful. But so long as you got a legitimate […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 14/01/2021, on the site 1 day, 10 hours ago

    nailed or boarded shut. In one office, Near East Exquisitries on a green brass plaque, the Mugwump is catching termites with his long black tongue. The door of the County Clerk’s office is open. The County C […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 13/01/2021, on the site 3 days, 8 hours ago

    “Maybe he figures to sell them for toilet paper.Is this crap for your own personal use?””Yes.””He says yes.””And how do we know that?””I gotta affidavit.””Wise guy. Take off your clothes.””Yeah.Maybe he got dirty […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 12/01/2021, on the site 4 days, 7 hours ago

    The Old Court House is located in the town of Pigeon Hole outside the urban zone. The inhabitants of this town and the surrounding area of swamps and heavy timber are people of such great stupidity and such […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 11/01/2021, on the site 5 days, 8 hours ago

    nals,bureaucracy,insanity,all symptons of The Human Virus.The Human Virus can now be isolated and treated.

    THE COUNTY CLERK

    The county Clerk has his office in a huge red brick building known as the Old […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 10/01/2021, on the site 6 days, 6 hours ago

    D.B.—Definitive Bulletin: “The Sender will be defined by negatives. A low pressure area, a sucking emptiness. He will be portentously anonymous, faceless, colorless. He will—probably—be bom with smooth disks o […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 9/01/2021, on the site 6 days, 6 hours ago

    sionist lives in a continual crisis of fear and rage, unable to achieve either the self-righteous complacency of the Senders or the relaxed depravity of the Liquefactionists. . . . However the parties are not in […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 8/01/2021, on the site 6 days, 6 hours ago

    paranoid. If some citizen ventures to express a liberal opinion, another citizen invariably snarls: “What are you? Some stinking Niggers bleached-out replica?”The casualties in barroom fights are staggering. In […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 7/01/2021, on the site 6 days, 6 hours ago

    cessive genes (tiny toothless mouth lined with black hairs, body of a huge crab, claws instead of arms, eyes projected on stalks) accumulated 20,000 I.R.s.“As far as the eye can see, nothing but replicas,” he say […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 6/01/2021, on the site 6 days, 9 hours ago

    the planet. . . . You see control can never be a means to any practical end. . . . It can never be a means to anything but more control. . . . Like junk …”The Divisionists occupy a mid-way position, could in fac […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 5/01/2021, on the site 1 week, 4 days ago

    “Louder and funnier!” The Conferents are trouping out in clouds of dust.
    “Shortly after birth a surgeon could install connections in the brain. A miniature radio receiver could be plugged in and the subject […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 4/01/2021, on the site 1 week, 5 days ago

    about the importance of being dainty and kissin’ fresh at all the times. . .Friends,use Jody’s chlorophyll tablets and be sure.”

    Now a word about the parties of Interzone. . .
    It will be immediately clear that […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 3/01/2021, on the site 1 week, 6 days ago

    Clem writes a number to the tune of “Crawdad” (Big Bill Broonzy).

    What you gonna do when the oil goes dry?
    Gonna sit right there and watch those Arabs die.

    Salvador emits a thick screen of international […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 2/01/2021, on the site 2 weeks ago

    “So we deal directly with the old Sultan who is being a well-known Latah. After that everything is plain sailing you might say.”
    “But you wouldn’t believe it, certain disgruntled elements chased us right down to […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 1/01/2021, on the site 2 weeks, 1 day ago

    to give the Bronx cheer when the pilgrims show. ” We try to train them squealing bastards to sing: “Three cheers for the Red White and Blue,’ but it can’t be done. . .”
    “We connect for that wheat with Ali Wong […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 31/12/2020, on the site 2 weeks, 2 days ago

    of every variety. Adulterated shark repellent, cut antibiotics,condemned parachutes, stale anti-venom, inactive serums and vaccines, leaking lifeboats.

    Clem and Jody, two oldtime vaudeville hoofers, cope out as […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 30/12/2020, on the site 2 weeks, 2 days ago

    ball money shaking down fetishist in shoe stores. Hassan was charged some third degree extortion and conspiracy to impersonate a police officer. He had learnt the shakeman’s Number One rule: D.T.-Ditch Tin- which […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 29/12/2020, on the site 2 weeks, 4 days ago

    Salvador, known as Sally to his friends-he always keeps a few “friends” around and pays them by the hour-got cured in the slunk business in World War II.(To get cured means to get rich. Expression used by Texas […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 28/12/2020, on the site 2 weeks, 5 days ago

    runs up and down on top of the bar, swings from drapes and chandeliers.. . .
    A. J .: “You’ll straighten up and shit right or you won’t be inna condition to shit one way or the other.” Stooge: “You ought to b […]

  • Albert Flegenheimer wrote a new post, 27/12/2020, on the site 2 weeks, 5 days ago

    Stooge: “Don’t you know who this is? It’s A. J., last of the big time spenders.”
    Manager: “Leave him take his purple-assed bastard and big time spend some place else.”
    A. J. stops in front of another club and lo […]

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